Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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