is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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