yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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