Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you win again, gameday.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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