I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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