I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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