my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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