I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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