apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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