i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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