Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
