We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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