In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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