I just made out with a guy for $7.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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