Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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