Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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