I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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