This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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