You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
That's what I'm talking about
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.