i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
God I need to hump something, right now.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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