like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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