Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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