No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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