Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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