i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it