whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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