it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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