Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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