He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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