no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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