Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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