everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He better not be in your backpack
You can't just leave with hair like that
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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