He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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