His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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