i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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