who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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