the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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