You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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