bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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