Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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