I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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