Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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