I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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