Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
time to smoke my breakfast
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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