Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
