Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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