so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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