You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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