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  found out what b.m.t stands for.

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  what did you think?

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  bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.

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  I don't know you.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You're a hot mess, you know that?

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  At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.

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