After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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