guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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