You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived