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  The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......

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• (916): View more from California

  There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!

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