I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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