It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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