her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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