Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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