so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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